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Last night, Drake released his latest album mixtape album mixtape. To the surprise of few, it is full of references to strippers, NBA players, Toronto, spanglish, petty feuds, brand endorsements, DeGrassi and, uh, wireless passwords. Here are the 17 average one per song most quintessentially Drake lyrics on If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late.

17. “On my way, money taught me Spanish / Make it andale” (“Legend”)

16. “I’m about to say a true thing / I’m about to say a true thing / You was poppin’ back when Usher wore a U-chain / God damn you changed” (“6 God”)

15. “Bout to call your ass a Uber, I got somewhere to be” (“Energy”)

14. “Yeah shout goes out to Nike checks all over me / I need a FuelBand just to see how long the run has been” (“10 Bands”)

13. “I wanna prove that I’m number one over all these niggas / Bein’ number two is just being the first to lose” (“6PM in New York”)

12. “Not your guy, I’m not your buddy, show no lovin’ / I might go DeMarcus Cousins out in public” (“6 Man”)

11. “‘Don’t ever take advice,’ that was great advice” (“You & the 6″)

10. “I got rap niggas that I gotta act like I like / But my actin’ days are over, fuck them niggas for life” (“Energy”)

9. “Man I told my city I’d be gone till November, then November came / Then I came, right back on my worst behav’” (“10 Bands”)

8. “Niggas know I’m credible / Ain’t no pussy on a pedestal” (“Star67″)

7. “I be with the bands like a nigga went to Jackson State / Or Grambling / Young Nick Cannon with the snare drum, dancin’” (“Used To”)

6. “I got bitches askin’ me about the code for the wifi / So they can talk about they timeline / And show me pictures of they friends / Just to tell me they ain’t really friends (“Energy”)

5. “I got one girl and she’s my girl, and she my girl, and nobody else can hit it” (“6 God”)

4. “I order that Alfredo pasta / Then eat in the kitchen like I’m in the mafia” (“No Tellin’”)

3. “I need a girl who gon’ trust me / Someone to fuck me / Someone to make me feel luck / Someone that’s so proud to be with me / She walk right up to her ex, look him dead in the face / And say, ‘You ain’t got the juice like that / You ain’t got the juice like that’ / That’s cold, ice cold, girl you ain’t have to do him like that” (“Company”)

2. “I heard a lil’ lil’ homie talking reckless in VIBE / Quite a platform you chose, you shoulda kept it inside / Oh you tried, it’s so childish calling my name on the world stage / You need to act your age and not your girl’s age” (“6PM in New York”)

1. “She said, ‘I heard you back with you-know-who’ / I told her, ‘Girl, I’m always back with you-know-who’” (“You & the 6″)

H/t to Genius for having all the lyrics on this album already up and annotated.

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